Haaaaaappy birthday to Beef, haaaappy birthday to Beef, West Ham beat y'all three to oooooone, happy birthday to Beef! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Haaaaappy Friday everybody!!! How about this weather, nothing like the crisp fall air hitting in the morning while the sun sets at 4:45pm. We got yet another action packed recap for y'all, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the week 10 review!

Week in Review

Leeds (0) - Brighton (3)

Danny Welbeck continues his crazy run of form while Gomez bags a brace, Leeds continues to be ass.

Arsenal (2) - Burnley (0)

Set piece merchants doing their thing yet again, getting a solid result against Burnley. Gabriel is looking like a must have to compete for the league, bagging another assist, clean sheet, and bonus points. Gyokeres continues to find the score sheet against all odds, and Declan Rice is appearing to be a solid differentiating roster play. The Bottle Arc grows. 🫙 

Crystal Palace (2) - Brentford (0)

Two of Liverpool's worst nightmares squared off in a relatively tame encounter, with Palace comfortably taking home the W and squeaking back into top 10. Goals from Mateta and and an OG from Collins settled this one.

Fulham (3) - Wolves (0)

Sessegnon, Wilson, and an Mosquera OG add yet another nail into the Wolves relegation coffin. 2 pts in 10 games for the Wolves, it's gonna take a miracle to get out the relegation zone.

Nottingham Forest (2) - Man U (2)

Despite completing ruining the locks, I gotta give a solid congrats to Man U for going 4 games unbeaten, earning Amorim manager of the month award despite calls for his sacking at the start of the year. The big brain move of removing all mid week games and not having fixture congestion has really paid off massively as Man U sit at a whopping 8th place!💪💪💪😤😤😤 This is the season of dreams for the red hot Red Devils.

Absolutely worldie I must say by Amad to settle the score at a draw after goals by Casemiro, Savona, and Gibbs-White.

Chelsea (1) - Tottenham (0)

Sometimes you gotta drop Joao Pedro for him to fully shine. Honestly, this game shoulda been 3-0 Chelsea. Tottenham are looking a little too shaky to fully compete, but they are doing fairly well in CL at least, cracking the top 10 after 4 games in. And speaking of champions league, let's check in the Blues!

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! Get freaking Q-bagged nerds!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Classic Chelsea thinking they can just waltz into Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 unscathed, expecting an early exit for the blues incoming.

Liverpool (2) - Aston Villa (0)

Ok, we may have found rock bottom finally for Pool, as they were able to reestablish their footing in the league thanks to an absolute gift goal to Salah and a Gravenberch dagger. They took this moment to the CL as well and completely DICKED Real Madrid 1-0 at Anfield 😂. The Wirtz watch continues 🔭 👀  some verrrrry interesting stats below!

Newcastle (1) - West Ham (3)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

After big Murph opened the score in the 4th min, Newcastle seemed poised to secure an easy W against a team that had only managed 4 pts in 9 games. But then...seemingly out of nowhere, West Ham began to look like current Barcelona against Newcastle, as Paqueta equalized and the game looked to be a tie going into half, none other than Washed-Bissaka carved the Newcastle defense like he was prime Felipe Luiz, put in a cross, and Sven Botman buried it into the back of his own net. Add in a cherry on top from Soucek, and that's an eeeeeeasy W for relegation fighting West Ham.

(Newcastle went on to redeem this performance against Athletic Club...allegedly)

Man City (3) - Bournemouth (1)

After last week's blank, I thought the Gabriel captain would be the big brain play, but the legendary Viking ⚔️ Haaland punished all who questioned him, delivering yet another massive performance against Bournemouth, bagging another brace and securing the W. Throw in a random O'Reilly goal (where tf is Foden???) and an Adams consolation goal, and the game settled at 3-1.

Sunderland (1) - Everton (1)

Maaaan..couldn't this have been a 0-0 tie. But alas, Sunderland continues to shock the league with Switzerland legend Xhaka and upcoming Senegal star Ndiaye settling the score at 1-1.

Boneheaded Plays of the Week 🍖🧠 

HM: Anyone who took the Chelsea ML against Qarabag lmaoooooo!!! Get Q-Bagged again!!! #Majorbruhmoment😂😂

3. Non-Haaland captainers, RIP, never doubt the king of FPL!

2. Non-Arsenal backline havers

1. Roldan, for STILL NOT HAVING HAALAND AND GOING INTO LAST PLACE. PLLLEEEEAAAASE PUT HAALAND ON YOUR TEAM

Top Dawg ⬆️🐶 

Obsessed FC - 98pts

Am I seeing double, is this a copy/paste issue? Nope, Gus is on freaking fire and is our BACK TO BACK top dawg!! A massive 98pts from the lad puts him 7 pts ahead at the top of the table thanks to massive games from Gabriel, Guehi, Rice, Salah, Ndiaye, Joao Pedro (finally), and Haaland. Can he get the threepeat?

Bottom Dawg ⬇️🦮

Antonyd for speed - 49pts

Oh man...not again not again..am I actually seeing double??? Do my eyes deceive me, or is this the first time we've had a back to back top dawg the same week we've had a back to back bottom Dawg. As Winnerslilb would say, absolutely shocking week for the lad AGAIN as he failed to break 50 pts. Massive blanks from Mukiele, Dorgu (why???), Kelleher (why???), Gakpo, and Bowen (despite a 3-1 W against Newcastle). Mr. Powers can't catch a break, as he falls down to 38th overall.