Well well well lads and lasses...it seems we're back right where we left off!😈 After a wild World Cup 🏆 and a craaaaazy transfer window, the new season is juuuust about upon us. A chance for glory, redemption, and most of all..to remind everyone how ass their teams are week in and week out 😂😂😂. A big welcome to the new faces in the group chat 👋, always love seeing new faces round these parts to take on the old guard.
Now I could try to hype the season up for hours, but who else but the legend himself, none other than..DEREK RAE to do it for us!!🤩
That's right, the star power keeps growing in the best FPL League in the world. I simply couldn't keep holding onto this surprise lol.
The question remains to be answered for FPL, who, if anyone, will dethrone Beef and notch their name in the illustrious Hall of Champions? 🤔 For EPL, who will stop Arsenal's title defense, who are already off to a hot start with a mickey mouse Community Shield? TIME. WILL. TELL!
Now here's a reminder on how things will work this year. Currently, we're at 38 people so far with a few more people still to register!!! It's gonna be a massive year, I can feel it in my jellies. For the prize breakdown, please visit our League Rules section of the site when the formally league begins on 8/21. We will have finalized prizes based on headcount for first, second, third, fourth, the FPL Cup winner, and of course whoever finishes dead middle (The Jordan Henderson Award). As always, 🚨 LAST PLACE WILL HAVE TO BUY FIRST PLACE A SOCCER JERSEY OF THEIR CHOOSING, SO SET THOSE MF LINE UPS OR PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!🚨 2nd to last and 3rd to last will also help fund the cup winner's prize. Loser will be etched in enternal damnation into the Wall of Shame. Consider yourselves warned!
While you're exploring the site, feel free to explore the Atleti Zone for all things Atletico de Madrid this season, or perhaps take a gander at the Zen Zone if things go south for your team. Also peep the Locks of the Week 🔒 if you're looking for some craaaazy parlays, and of course, don't miss out on the MHGOTW for the gameweek's featured match..for Mike. Also while we're here, the Frosty Wheel🍦 is moving to voucher system, no Frosty pic, no reimbursement! Too many freeloaders last season 😡
⚠️ Outside Help Policy Disclaimer: As a reminder ⚠️ - Please refrain from using YouTube, Reddit, TikTok, ChatGPT, Claude, etc. to plagiarize line ups and chip plays. Do your own research, makes it more fun!
Quick Heat Check on how this Season Will Pan Out:
1. Man United, an emphatic return to the throne to silence the birds once and for all
2. Arsenal, too many new cooks in the kitchen - but team is too deep to finish too far off during their title defense
3. Liverpool, not because they are good, but because everyone else is more ass
4. Man City, no Pep, no Rodri, but still got Haaland so I think top 4 is sill a lock
5. Chelsea, with no CL, I think they'll squeak top 5 and return to CL. Surely Xabi Alonso turns this ship around right?
6. Aston Villa
7. Bournemouth
8. Brentford
9. Brighton
10. Everton
11. Fulham
12. Spurs, the not 17th parade will be legendary.
13. Crystal Palace
14. Sunderland
15. Leeds
16. Nottingham Forest
17. Newcastle, Captain Dan Burn stoppage time header to save them from relegation in the pouring rain as Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls plays
18. Ipswich
19. Hull
20. Coventry
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